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rent a car bulgariaThe following is an article written by guest columnist Contessa, a close friend of Two White Boys and sister of Bananafish. 

It’s been in the media so much lately, that it’s difficult not to at the very least have  noticed the battle being waged, and at most have actually become personally involved in it. I’ve recently perused message boards where people try to make sense of it all, but somehow always hit a dead end. In my naiveté, it’s difficult for me to understand people—human beings—getting together to keep down another group of people. Obviously, this speaks volumes to my heretofore-unseen Pollyanna-like innocence, since that is exactly what people have been doing to each other since the beginning of time (whenever you happen to believe that was).

Those wacky Muslims are at it again. In the past, they’ve attacked the western culture, the people, and heck, even our buildings, but this time they are attacking an icon as American as the flag and bald eagle – Mickey Mouse. That is not a misprint. Apparently, for the good of Islam, Mickey Mouse must die.

Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid, a former diplomat attached to the Islamic Affairs Department at the Saudi Embassy in Washington DC, states that mice are “agents of evil” and under Islamic law they should be eradicated. That’s right, he’s suggesting a mouse holocaust. But I suppose we should be happy that he’s focusing on vermin control as opposed to killing Americans.

Republican Presidential nominee John McCain announced his Vice Presidential running mate today and it’s Tina Fey. We’re thrilled with his decision and just hope that the election and her Vice Presidential duties (mostly sitting around waiting for McCain to croak) don’t take away from her job on 30 Rock.

Okay, so we know he actually chose Alaskan governor Sarah Palin but seriously, doesn’t she look like Tina Fey?

I never thought I’d be saying this, but kudos to the LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association) – yes, apparently it is real. This past week the LPGA announced that it’s requiring all of its member to be able to speak English or they will be suspended from the tour. If only the U.S. would take a page from the LPGA playbook this country would be a better place.

For the complete press release, click here

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